My 60 lb Dog Thinks She’s a Pug

Why, hello! I hope you’re having a great hump day!

I think the title of this post pretty much explains it all.  But first, let me give you a little background on my crazy fur child. This is ‘B’ – short for Bianka.  Also goes by Busy B, B dog, and BEEBEE (in a high-pitched voice that could probably shatter bullet-proof glass). She’s a 6 year old German Shorthaired Pointer with enough energy to outrun any human being for days, a huge attitude, and special place in my heart. If you’re ever thinking about getting a German Shorthair you will need:

1. endless space,

2. limitless energy,

3. probably a small village to help out,

but they are unlike any other!

Leave me alone, mom! I’m so sleepy and cute

B enjoys normal activities, like helping in the kitchen:

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Stealing abnormally large pieces of firewood and chewing on them:

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Going for long runs:

My all-time favorite running buddy happens to have fur
My all-time favorite running buddy happens to have fur

And sitting on my lap… wait, what ?????

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Yes. My 60 lb bird dog thinks she is a pug.  And the culprit? Bear.

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(Yes, there they are in all their glory.) Bear is my parents’ puggle (Pug + Beagle), and B’s puppy brother (or I guess technically maybe my puppy brother?)

We’re really good at handing out Halloween candy

Either way, things get pretty interesting when your dog doesn’t realize her size, often times leading to a path of mass destruction (and in my case, a hairline fracture in your front tooth).  Incase you were wondering, that is probably the best case scenario when your dog comes jumping out of the car full-force into your face.

So there you have it. She is a real handful (literally), but I wouldn’t have her any other way.


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